unclefather:

you want a man with a strong jawline so you have a sturdy place to sit

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Sadness is just a freaking cave thats 6,000 feet under earth. Stop telling me that things are going to be better “soon” because to me “soon” means a gazillion days. Alexa Evangelista (via vodkakilledtheteens)
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wastery:

Mom : you are beautiful

Me :

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(Source: wastery, via breakinq)

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sexuallyactivegrandma:

DO YOU EVER SEE AN ATTRACTIVE PERSON AND THINK WOW WE’D MAKE SUCH A LOVELY COUPLE AND HAVE SUCH LOVELY CHILDREN AND LIVE IN A CUTE LITTLE HOUSE AND BE CUTE AND GROW OLD TOGETHER BUT THEN REMEMBER THAT THEY’RE ATTRACTIVE AND YOU’RE YOU AND LIFE JUST DOESN’T WORK LIKE THAT.

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