sarajxne:

that shitty feeling when you wanna go out & be social, but once you’re out, all you wanna do is be back at home

(via yowing)

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faketual:

Perks of dating me: I’ll let you sleep on my boobs

(via astound)

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maths-sucks:

im such a sarcastic bitch it’s beautiful

(via rain-force)

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fireball-mudflap:

everyone is getting into relationships and growing up and I’m just getting lazier and finding more tv series to watch

(via brothercarstair)

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peniscruncher:

dusknoirs:

who was the asshole that decided tattoos looked unprofessional 

the generation that did is dying out so don’t worry

(Source: daftvunk, via lannistera)

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